Man In Chicken Suit Shot In Front Of Burger Barn

Sunday, 07 March 2010
  • By
  • Jeff Ammons

For the latest we go to the news desk of KWCH and Ace Reporter, Dave Roberts:

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Police have named the following “Persons Of Interest”:

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Peter Griffin, who seems to have a long-standing feud with “Guy Dressed As Chicken”, and
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The C10 gang of anthropomorphic cows who represent rival restaurant Chik-Fil-A and are violently opposed to the eating of themselves by other creatures, especially those who can read their native patois.