Man In Chicken Suit Shot In Front Of Burger Barn

For the latest we go to the news desk of KWCH and Ace Reporter, Dave Roberts:


Police have named the following “Persons Of Interest”:


Peter Griffin, who seems to have a long-standing feud with “Guy Dressed As Chicken”, and


The C10 gang of anthropomorphic cows who represent rival restaurant Chik-Fil-A and are violently opposed to the eating of themselves by other creatures, especially those who can read their native patois.